My school is connected to The Boys and Girls Club. As such, we often share the gym with the kids and their staff. Today R decided he would play Cupid and try and set me up with the female staff member at The Boys and Girls Club. Of course, I had no idea he was doing this. We enter...
R: "Don't worry Mr. A...I straight hooked you up cuz."
Mr. A: "I'm not really sure what this is in reference to."
R: "I went and told Ms. E that you finna go out with her."
Mr. A: "OK, the only issue is that I didn't say I wanted to go out with her."
R: "Yeah, but Mr. A, you need you some lovin' boy, and y'all would be perfect together."
Mr. A: "Oh yeah, why's that?"
R: "Cause she white."
Mr. A: "So by that rationale, any white woman would be perfect for me."
R: "Well I don't know, you two be the only white mugs up in this, so I thought it would work."
Mr. A: "Right...how about you just stick to basketball while we're in the gym."