One of my professors from Grad School was kind enough to come in and co-teach a lesson with me. Although I bribed my kids in an effort to achieve good behavior, we had some minor setbacks. We enter...
Professor: " It's great to be here guys! I'm very excited to read this story with you all today."
L: "What you got a cold?"
Professor: "Yes I do, I can't seem to get rid of it."
L: "Your nose is all red."
Professor: "I'm sure it is."
L: "Sittin' there lookin' like a dusty ol' Rudolph."