L's Mother has just sat down for her son's conference
Mom: "Oooh boy, you look awfully young to be a teacher, these kids must be eating you alive. What are you 23?
Mr. A: "I'm 25, but I hold my own. It doesn't matter what they say, they're still 11-years-old."
The conference is coming to a close
Mom: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for my son...where have you been the last five years for his schooling?
Mr. A: "Getting eaten alive in college."