Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Horrible Liars

Mr. A: "J, are you eating sunflower seeds? You know I don't allow food in here."
J: "How you gonna tell me I'm eating sunflower seeds, I don't even know what a sunflower seed looks like Mr. A. Why you always comin' at me?"
Mr. A: "Well, my first clue was the pile of seeds around you...then I saw the bag of sunflower seeds sticking out of your pocket. So I put two and two together."
J: "They're not mine..."
Mr. A: "Just throw them away...you guys aren't as good at this as you think you are."

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